May 2013
Help Morgan Meet Fall Out Boy →
melodiesintheair:
fenixed:
Okay so I know this girl Morgan, right? She is straight up one of the biggest FOB fans I know. She loves them to death and the boys mean a lot to her. She’s actually made some of her best and closest friends thanks to them and honestly I would be everything for her to win this contest. She really deserves it okay take it from me, the person who destroys your dash...
javaddward:
anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought
fat2fabulous:
certifiedturtle:
alyssaannfrank:
lovelynobody00:
I wish i actually wore the fashion taste i have
I wish I could afford the fashion taste I have
I wish I had the body for the fashion taste I have
All the above
swafflevlut:
gnarly:
my computer screen is brighter than my future
this is so true and I’m on battery power saving mode
lampsarepeopletoo:
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
yourfriendg00:
cute nicknames for your significant other:
old sport
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imhiskindofcrazy:
Does anyone else feel uncomfortable about tumblr being all over the news now?
run-cause-hitler:
enayalate-h8-this-year:
bbanditt:
slett:
winchestercodependency:
ibecameacat:
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
sassy isn’t a mood. sassy is a lifestyle.
If your parents ever walk into your room. Open this link. Then smash the keyboard.
thehippiejew:
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wizcoylifa:
if i were a drug dealer, i would wait until they asked for coke then i would take the money and reply with “sorry i only have pepsi” then laugh maniacally as i backflipped into the sewers
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if you are getting upset about "spoilers" in...
….the book has been out for 90 years not exactly anything to spoil
gatsby or successful rapper?
hoesbeforetoes:
fucked your girl
ran over a basic bitch
threw sickass parties
got shot in his rad pool
I feel that Meryl Streep’s acting in “The Devil Wears Prada” was a good representation of how I feel in school:
when walking through campus:
when someone makes a big deal out of a poor test grade:
when I’m done presenting something in class and it gets awkwardly silent:
when I get a poor grade on a test:
when someone says something incredibly stupid:
when someone keeps asking me...
Cosmo Tip #455
When he asks if you’re in the mood, look him straight in the eye for a moment and then say “Bitch, I might be.”
southerncharmm:
I am completely 50/50 pure confidence and pure body hatred. I have no idea what’s going on. I’m vain and like damn I am hot shit lets go out on the town, while at the same time I feel like why am I so gross I should probably never leave the house. My butt is so cute. My butt is too big. I love my curves. Why am I built like this. Whew what is going on
